I was watching a film and this guy said some funny things that I thought would be cool to share
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This is what they do man! They kidnap you and drug you, and before you know it your lieing in a bath tub and your kidneys are on ebay.
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I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gang bang!
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I went to bed in my shithole apartment and I woke up in an actual shithole.
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This part "Adam" is going through the toilet to find something:
Dr. Lawrence Gordon: Did you find anything?
Adam: Nothing solid.
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My last girlfriend was a feminist, vegan punk who broke up with me because she thought I was too angry.